Sometimes it's interesting to find out what people are searching for when they land on here. A lot of people find me through cake searches. And others... well... their searches are just disturbing.
Like the following:
"Penis fell out of swimsuit"
Ummmm... okaaaaaaay... don't really know what to tell you. Maybe see an urologist? But I'd definitely get that checked out.
"Boy butt spankings in tv westerns"
[Head tilt] Huh.
I've got nothing.
"When I'm sad my hands hurt"
Awww. Bless your heart.