One day a few weeks ago I was working on a cake, when Hubs called to me from our bedroom. I irritatedly told him I was busy. He yelled back, "Come here! I need you to look at the baby!"
So of course I ran in there.
He pulled back the baby's diaper... and his pee-pee was GONE! There was only a little hole where it used to be!
I FREAKED OUT!!! Seriously, my heart fell into my shoes. I yelled, "OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO IT???"
He said, "I don't know! Have you ever seen it like this?"
Ummm, that would be a NO! He said it was the second time he had seen it like that.
I said, "WHERE IS IT???"
It looked almost like it had kind of fallen in on itself. He sort of pushed around on him, and it finally popped back out. I called my sister-in-law and asked her about it. Her third, Cayden, whom I nicknamed "Marshmallow" when he was little (cause he was a little on the pudgy side, too) had the same thing happen to him. So that night, I googled "inverted penis." Apparently, it's a phenomenon that happens to OVERWEIGHT BOYS! I about fell out of my chair, I was laughing so hard. Google it. I'm not making this up.
When we took Chubs in for his checkup last week, I told the doctor what happened. He laughed and said that the "fat pad" in the crotch area sometimes smooshes around and the pee-pee gets stuck in there, which is exactly what I learned on Google.
Hubs said if Chubs were a girl, he'd be the one sitting home alone on prom night.
Seriously, should we be allowed to even have children?