Aaaaaand here's the after:
We didn't have enough candles, so the seven was added as a multiplier, to get the correct age on there. ;)
What's that line from Rocky? Something about eating lightning and crapping thunder? Or is it vice-versa?
Anyway, the baby daddy likes John Deere memorabilia, and gave up his John Deere room for the nursery, so I did this:
EVERY. SINGLE. PIECE. had either been licked, sucked (shut up John!), or chewed on... and then left on the floor to see if the next piece maybe tasted better.
Christian was so upset... but, man was it hi-lar-ee-us!