Dang the luck!
Robyn tagged me to do this... and I procrastinated (shocker!) while thinking heavily about my memoir. It is, after all, a memoir. You can't just make this stuff up. It's forever.
So anyway, I was thinking about who I'd tag. I figured I'd tag Melissa, but she beat me to it, by tagging me today!
On to the memoir (drum roll, please) that took me several days to come up with:
I am not known for brevity.
I will never bake again. Unless...
My kids are driving me crazy.
I think I'm losing my sanity.
Dang, it's freaking hot out there!
Can someone come cook our dinner?
I really don't want to clean.
I think the first one fit.
Seriously. Six words??? For a memoir???
Somebody stop me before I continue.
Seriously. I can't seem to stop.
Okay, that is more than enough.
Did I mention it's hot outside?
Like, Satan's vacationing here this week.
You go outside, and you melt.
You melt right away to nothing.
Nobody will ever tag me again.
Because I can't stop doing this.
Hazel, The Other Huse, Jill, Melanie, and Jenn.
Feel free to play along.